Saturday, 28 April 2007

Operation Freedom - Report From The Battlefront

As the freedom fighters of the British National Party continue building on their support base in preparation for Thursdays offensive against the unholy forces of the traitorous Lib/Lab/Con alliance, reports from the front bode well. In my area the canvassing is going well with the "ayes" equalling the "nays" for voting day. However the number of "possibles" is large, and considering our voter base is always likely to be understated, we are quietly confident that we may yet pull off the unexpected and take a seat within the ward. Our canvassing teams have put in a phenomenal amount of man hours, including one activist who is currently putting in 10 hour days five days a week, and who took a month off work to be able to do so! Needless to say, i will be buying him good English ale for quite some time if we win! Our local press have given us equal coverage, as they have other party candidates, with no anti-BNP slant whatsovever. I have had people come up to me in my local pub to tell me they will be voting BNP and "the BNP are what we need around here - you will have my vote". I have only had 2 "screamers" (brainwashed anti-bnp lunatics who feel the need to shout) who i told i would put down as "possibles", which wound them up even more! Considering the ward has 4500 voters, only two lunatics is a welcome respite from my day job................
Anyway i am about to hit the streets again and my next post will be after the election - whatever you do, DONT FORGET TO VOTE - VOTE BNP!

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) - american philosopher & poet
"I feel in regard to this aged England, that she see a little better on a cloudy day and that, in a storm of battle and calamity, she has a secret vigour and a pulse like a cannon".


The Green Arrow said...

Well done Lincolnshire and pass on our grateful thanks to your activists.

Roll on B.N.P. Day

youdontknowme said...

Lol I love how we all refer to them as screamers. We had a screamer yesterday. She came out of her home and started shouting "EVIL" about 3 times before she went into her home.

A few weeks ago we had a male screamer and we said exactly the same thing as you did - "we will put you down as a possible then".

Tostig said...

Good luck to you on Thurday. I am unable to vote BNP but will spoil my paper.

Nikola said...

Nice to hear all the BNP bloggers are pounding the streets!